Gas

"I'm dying of gas here! Don't buy any more fibery things. I'm not eating them." Charlie said. I mumbled something like limited budget and fiber being filling and good for you. He didn't believe me. But when you take as many meds as he does, your digestive system slows down and good foods with fiber are a must.

He called his doctor to complain about the high amounts of gas he seems to be producing lately. And the doctor said "Fiber good. Fat bad." At least he didn't have to pay for an office visit to get the same message I've been saying for years. My work here is done.